Reg.: Feb 2002
Location: somewhere in da high mountainz of da Leithagebirge
Posts: 393

drug dealers vs. software developers

drug dealers
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1) refer to their clients as "users"

2) "The first one's free!"

3) Have important South-East Asian connections.
(to help move the stuff)

4) strange jargon:
"stick", "rock", "dime bag", "E"

5) Realize that there's tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old market.

6) Job is assisted by the industry's producing
newer, more potent mixes.

7) Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.

8) Their product causes unhealthy addictions.

9) Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy
movie stars who depend on you.


software developers
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1) refer to their clients as "users"

2) "Download a free trial version..."

3) Have important South-East Asian connections.
(to help debug the code)

4) strange jargon:
"SCSI", "RTFM", "Java", "ISDN"

5) Realize that there's tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old market.

6) Job is assisted by industry's producing newer,
faster machines.

7) Often seen in the company of marketing people
and venture capitalists.

8) Doom, Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, nuff said

9) Damn! Damn! DAMN!

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Reg.: Aug 2001
Location: wien wbhf / L.A.
Posts: 57

aha

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Reg.: Jun 2001
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Posts: 558

haha

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how about a nice cup of STFU?

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