Reg.: Aug 2006
Location: Irland
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Best joke ever ;)

Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
17. One mood, ALL the damn time
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
20. You can open all your own jars
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips

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Reg.: Sep 2001
Location: weuma olle Weana san und weuma so fü saufen dan! drum samma so beinaund, dafür samma bekaunt.
Posts: 742

Re: Best joke ever ;)

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Originally posted by lechilka26
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acid junky!?

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Originally posted by LoKee
Bist du dumm und checkst nen Schaas,
hörst du wahrscheinlich Drumandbass!

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Reg.: Sep 2002
Location: br linn linn linn
Posts: 846

pharmacybot, geil - ich spitz nur drauf, dass irgendeiner sich mit einem bot über 5 seiten battlet (oida, verstehst du trottel ned, wos i maan?)

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