Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: bgld
Posts: 107

The Italian who went to Malta

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One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you betta no piss onna plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!

Later I go to eat at the bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there are no shits on the bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit on the bed, you sonna ma bitch! I go to the checkout and the man on the desk say "Peace on you" I say "Piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch! I'm gonna back to Italy!"

found by brands hatch, spoon and julietta in a reataurant in Amsterdam/Damrak

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Reg.: Jul 2002
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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: STORK
Posts: 360

I wanna fock... everyone wanna fock

in a reataurant in Amsterdam/Damrak
- whatever that means baby...

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Reg.: Aug 2001
Location: Upd8e
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*ROOOOFL*

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"eigentlich such ich ja nur wen zum saufen, aber könnma so tun als würd ich dich mit irgendeinem flirtscheiss zutexten, weil das is sozial verträglicher"

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