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Reg.: Dec 2001
Location: Secret Tweaker Pad
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Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 90% plastic, he will be melted in to lego blocks so little kids can play with him for once!
me- hey.... did u hear michael jackson died?
him- yeah.. i'm watchin the news.
me- the news is a thriller, huh?
What do Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They’re both dead kiddie fiddlers.
What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Get out of my son.
What time is bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).
His last words to the ambulance attendants were: "Children's Hospital, please"
What do Mcdonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both pack their meat in 5 year old buns
When Farah Fawcett went up, God decided he wanted yet another famous white woman.
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