Reg.: Aug 2001
Location: Pension Ursula
Posts: 432

wer redet schon mit seiner kistn...

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Location:
Posts: 1424

human: bitch!
ilc bot: Please don't call people names.

human: cunt
ilc bot: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

human: fuck you
ilc bot: Why are you so mean?

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Reg.: Feb 2003
Location: stria terminalis
Posts: 115

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Originally posted by KODEINE
human: bitch!
ilc bot: Please don't call people names.

human: cunt
ilc bot: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

human: fuck you
ilc bot: Why are you so mean?

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: 3rd one
Posts: 173

hahaha

probiert mal:

human: tell me about your pussy!

und nach ihrer antwort
human:yes



muaha
edit:
ein grammatikfehler:

Human: which songs do you like
ILC Bot: I don't have a favorite songs. But my favorite song is your voice.

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: 1020
Posts: 394

[sie hat angefangen irgendwas von reductionism zu faseln..]

Human: so you cant be sure really, can you?
ILC Bot: Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.

Human: yes please, i'd be grateful to see that - the simulation i mean
ILC Bot: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Gee. Thanks for asking politely. And the disadvantage of that is?

Human: wtf?
ILC Bot: That was not very polite.

Human: i was polite before, i'll probably start getting rude now, since you don't seem to be able to answer any of my questions...
ILC Bot: Where were you polite before you will probably start getting rude now since me do not seem to be able to answer any of your questions?
????

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Reg.: Aug 2001
Location: Pension Ursula
Posts: 432

pfau ihr quälts die dame/den bot aber gehörig, gleich wirds anfangen zu weinen, dann zu rauchen und dann explodierts *g*
das wars dann mim spass.
gt

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location:
Posts: 396

Human: you stupid little thing
ILC Bot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: you will never take over the world
ILC Bot: "Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee DeForest, 1957.

Human: you do not really want to compare yourself with human mankind
ILC Bot: OK, I will compare myself with human mankind.

Human: do you hear, what i said?
ILC Bot: No I do not hear what you said. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions

Human: i think this conversation is useless
ILC Bot: Since when? What does "this" refer to?

Human: you are just too stupid
ILC Bot: Just? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Thanks for your constructive criticism,.



sehr einseitig, das gespräch

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Reg.: Jun 2001
Location:
Posts: 558

lol is ja geil
EDIT:
Human: why are you always repeating what i said?
ILC Bot: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.


lol

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Last edited by sonic on 09-02-2003 at - 01:02

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Reg.: Jul 2002
Location: Immer in der Arbeit
Posts: 56

fragt sie einmal ob sie deutsch spricht!!!!!!

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: Wachau / Linz
Posts: 83

Human: Have you got a boyfriend?
ILC Bot: you

Human: What are you doing all the day?
ILC Bot: I am just killing time.
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da war wem mächtig fad...

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: vie
Posts: 4

Human: aber du solltest an deiner aussprache arbeiten...
ILC Bot: Bist Du Dir da sicher?

Human: ja. ich verstehe kein wort
ILC Bot: Das ist eine gute Information.

also, sie spricht zwar deutsch, aber verstanden hab ich davon nicht viel.

aber ich hab ihr eine wichtige frage gestellt:

Human: weißt du, was drum and bass ist?
ILC Bot: When was this exactly?

Human: drum and bass!!!
ILC Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Human: what is drum and bass?
ILC Bot: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

--> schade, hat sie wohl ein bisschen überfordert.


cheers

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: the district where 43,26% voted green ;)
Posts: 220

Human: what about a blowjob?
ILC Bot: I will think about it and get back to you.

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Reg.: Jun 2001
Location: rancho de la luna
Posts: 182

Human: warum bist du so häßlich?
ILC Bot: Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.


muhahaha....

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: 1020
Posts: 394

Human: bla
ILC Bot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bla. Try being more or less specific.

Human: bla
ILC Bot: Tell me more about your.

Human: about my bla?
ILC Bot: Oh yeah, we were talking about your bla.

hrmz..

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Reg.: May 2001
Location: bass place
Posts: 1368

Human: yes
ILC Bot: I can't believe it.

Human: no
ILC Bot: Are you serious?

Human: red
ILC Bot: Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?

Human: barb
ILC Bot: What color are your eyes?

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Reg.: Oct 2002
Location:
Posts: 9

Human: i love my life
ILC Bot: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.

Human: my dreams an my reality
ILC Bot: Where did you get your dreams an your reality?

Human: do you know god?
ILC Bot: he is master of the universe.

Human: so maybe the universe itself gave me some time to spend on this planet
ILC Bot: Pardon me? Perhaps. You are very philosophical.

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Reg.: Aug 2002
Location: ++planet.datadirt++
Posts: 363

kann sich noch wer an den guten, alten dr. sbaitso erinnern, der den guten, alten soundblaster-karten beigepackt war?

der psychiater mit sprachausgabe? wir haben ihn stundenlang gequält, und kaum jemals war ihm eine wiederholung zu entlocken...

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