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ich such das net......das findet man einfach

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Danke MEGA!!:

Jugendwort 2011 ist mir nicht wirklich was eingefallen, hab ich halt "bumzua" geschrieben.

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Danke MEGA!!:

Jugendwort 2011 ist mir nicht wirklich was eingefallen, hab ich halt "bumzua" geschrieben.

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"You know what? I don't want to hear about your dreams, ok. I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and no one's having sex, then I don't care."

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Reg.: Jul 2005
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hab ich no gar net kannt.....

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Danke MEGA!!:

Jugendwort 2011 ist mir nicht wirklich was eingefallen, hab ich halt "bumzua" geschrieben.

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Reg.: Oct 2006
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Meat Grinder

Difficulty level: 11

Find a sausage making company that has a giant meat grinder. Set up a hidden video camera to tape your death. Leave a will with explicit instructions that it not be read until one year after the night of your grinding. In it, detail the way you died and the location of the hidden camera.

Sneak in at night naked and turn on the video camera. Climb into the grinder and take massive amounts of pills of your choice. Make sure it is enough to kill you.

In the morning you will be ground up and made into sausages. One year later your will, will be read to the news media and people all around the nation will vomit simultaneously.

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Originally posted by Accoli

Stif = Mettrax4Miliz.
Think befor you post.

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Originally posted by aesick


WTF?

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"hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?"

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Reg.: Apr 2003
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"hear doch auf mit dem gejammer, bitte wan ma doch nix fua

andern leut`n geht`s fü schlechter und de geb`n doch a a ruah

spring vom riesnradl obe, häng di auf am nexten ast

geh und mach in tod de gabel, wannsd zum leb`n kan löffel hast

oba waun du di scho hamdrahst, dann machs richtig unbedingt

weu es gibt nix peinlicheres, ois an söbstmoad der mißlingt



les` kurier und kronenzeitung oder huach nein stund ö3

brunz auf d`u-bahn starkstromleitung, weu es is jo nix dabei

schiaß da a buarnwurscht durch`n schädl, geh spaziern am praterstern

oda hau di in de donau, weu so stiabt ma gern in wean



waunsd zum leben scho zu bled bist, reiß` di hoit beim sterbn z`samm

mach an abgaung mia kaunns recht sei, nua mein friedn wü i ham

oba waun du di scho hamdrahst, dann machs richtig unbedingt

weu es gibt nix peinlicheres, ois an söbstmoad der mißlingt"


georg danzer - wiener trilogie

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dishing it out like a premiership footballer in a bentley showroom

it takes a teenage riot to get me out of bed right now

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Reg.: Jul 2005
Location: eudah
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA da meat grinder....afoch nua aus hass.......

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Danke MEGA!!:

Jugendwort 2011 ist mir nicht wirklich was eingefallen, hab ich halt "bumzua" geschrieben.

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Reg.: Nov 2007
Location: New Heaven
Posts: 495

forget the suckin of life

6) Get a Job

Yeah, get a job. It's not as hard as you may you think. Even if you are lazy and would rather roll over and die, there are jobs intended for your mind-set!

If you have an ounce of brain matter, you shouldn't have a problem finding a job. There are Generation X opportunities everywhere. Get a job that doesn't require a high school education.

Even five dollars an hour adds up. You won't have time to think because you'll be too busy taking shit from you McManager. Everyday you will come home exhausted out of your mind.

You won't have time to worry about how much things suck, because you will just be grateful to God that you are not working. This cycle continues until you die. There is another benefit of working. You'll have more money for drugs.

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