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postest mal paar lustige quotes hier :D

Jew: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.


Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

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Stif = Mettrax4Miliz.
Think befor you post.

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Reg.: Sep 2003
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DEY TOOK ER JERRBS

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Reg.: Jun 2001
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Re: quotes

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postest mal paar lustige quotes hier :D

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So, after speaking with lots of different producers it's become apparant to me that there's a lot more to producing than just being technical.

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... wie urmenschen die vorm feuer stehn ...

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Reg.: Nov 2007
Location: New Heaven
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Wollknäuel Sockenbart: und kleiner, willst du noch immer messdiener werden?

kleiner junge: nein, sie haben mich vom spielplatz weggelockt!

Wollknäuel Sockenbart: Goooooott hat dich vom spielplatz weggelockt! huweeeeee



drawn together is genial

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Reg.: Nov 2007
Location: New Heaven
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oder wie captn hero prinzessin clara den fuss bricht um schneller vom eichkäätzchen mit dicken klöten weglaufen zu können (aussage: oh nein ich kann nicht schnell laufen, aber das macht nichts, solange ich schneller laufen kann als du "knaxx"!)

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