Reg.: Oct 2002
Location: vereinigte eisfabriken
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na servas! ..

das hab ich grad per icq bekommen:

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do u want me?

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1.21m groß? und 36 kg ? ->

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auf meine gegenfrage hin, ob sie als heterosexuelle leicht mich wolle, hat sie aber nimmer geantwortet .. komisch

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gleich mal sorry für nen weiteren unnötigen thread, aber das wollt ich auch nicht vorenthalten

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: 23.vie.at
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sucht ja eh nur eine chat relationship
und ich tipp mal, dass das pic ein fake ?

apropos

soll ich dir mal posten, was ich so für spam mails bekomm? echt abartig was da tw. drinnen steht

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"there are two major products that come out of berkeley: lsd and unix.
we don't believe this to be a coincidence."
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Reg.: Oct 2002
Location: vereinigte eisfabriken
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Originally posted by phatsphere
soll ich dir mal posten, was ich so für spam mails bekomm? echt abartig was da tw. drinnen steht

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her damit, n thread dafür is jetz eh schon da

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ja, mal schaun .. aber normal lösch ich das immer gleich (oder lass automatisch löschen )

mal kukken

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"there are two major products that come out of berkeley: lsd and unix.
we don't believe this to be a coincidence."
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Reg.: Oct 2002
Location: vereinigte eisfabriken
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holy jesus !!

derb!

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Reg.: Jun 2003
Location: vienna
Posts: 3

sicher derb,aber ich hab in ner Videothek gearbeitet und da hats teilweise sehr orge Sachen geben, allein von den Titeln!und dann auch noch die Leute die sich das ohne nen Wimpernschlag ausborgen......

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Reg.: Nov 2001
Location: lohasianville
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sicher derb,aber ich hab in ner Videothek gearbeitet und da hats teilweise sehr orge Sachen geben, allein von den Titeln!und dann auch noch die Leute die sich das ohne nen Wimpernschlag ausborgen......

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highlight meiner jugend: "weidmann's schiss"

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: Planet Dub
Posts: 2392

man nehme:

1 x videothek mit durchschnittlich gut (oder schlecht, kommt auf die sichtweise an) sortierter xxx-abteilung, die titel, wie...

"fettes saumonster"
"beschissenes wochenende"
"dr f. otze"
"freaks of nature"

... in ihren regalen birgt
3 - 4 , nach belieben bier, bongs, etc
3 x dumme jugendliche, die durch die xxx-abteilung poltern und bei jedem titel mit traenen in den augen am boden liegen

ergibt: 20 minuten spass, voellig veraengstigtes videothekenpersonal plus eventuell hausverbot und entzug der mitgliedskarte

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Reg.: Jun 2003
Location: vienna
Posts: 3

die Jugendlichen die sich nix ausborgen sind ja da noch harmlos,aber die alten knacker die das falsche Karterl nehmen und dich dann indirekt zwingen nach hinten zu gehen die sind dann eher nervig....

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Reg.: Sep 2002
Location: 01001000100001
Posts: 2007

oba echt serwas

hab grad ebn auch so´n scheiss bekommn...


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Reg.: Sep 2002
Location: 01001000100001
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die heissn wohl alle anna

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Reg.: Mar 2003
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antwortets ihr leicht nie auf diese armen Leute?

ihr banausen!

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: deep in your mum
Posts: 154

..,.,.,

the real shit:









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September 11th, 2003
ficken's birthday bash - infoline: 01/404100 answering machine bizznizz

October 4th, 2003
animal day - in association with all major animal organisations we show how we love em!
hail to our hero, Franz von Assisi, the sickest cunt of all! proudly sponsored by the catholic church
and the argentinian steakhouse.

October 26th, 2003
national holiday - celebrate this day at vienna's heldenplatz alongside our bundescuntzler
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October 31st, 2003
Pumpkin Day - for all our veggie lovers - get a soft one and celebrate!

November 2nd, 2003
Allerseelen - visit your relatives or -if you dont have any- lonesome souls
on the graveyard to have a very special talk to them

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Reg.: Feb 2003
Location: wiiiien
Posts: 52

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Originally posted by phatsphere
ja, mal schaun .. aber normal lösch ich das immer gleich (oder lass automatisch löschen )

mal kukken

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mal was harmloses zu beginn:

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looool gibs zu, dass is wegen deinem "abo"...ich krieg sowas nicht...*gg*

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Reg.: Feb 2003
Location: stria terminalis
Posts: 115

hmm interessant ..
seit ich nicht mehr den icq client verwende ... krieg ich solches zeug nimmer ..

würd mich interessieren woran das liegt ..


und zum thema videothek kann ich folgendes sagen ..

1)hab gehört es ist der ultimative kick .. sich die titel von einer zuckersüßen stimme eines recht prüden mädels vorlesen zu lassen

2) kenn ich ein pärchen .. das in einer videothek arbeitet ...
der typ hat die xxx abteilung sicher schon mehrmals durch ..
und naja .. die beziehung schaut dementsprechend aus ..

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Reg.: Feb 2003
Location: wiiiien
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hehe...ich hätt mir nie gedacht dass ausser mir schon mal jemand diesen saublöden film in der videothek gesehn hat..

..loooool....BESCHISSENES WOCHENENDE

muaahhhhh

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wicked

ziemlich der derbste thread hier am board

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This has been downloaded 74 time(s).

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Reg.: Feb 2003
Location: wiiiien
Posts: 52

is ja uuuuur sick was du für scheiß kriegst

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: #drumandbass.at
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mein "bester" spam bisher:

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Subject: TEENS EATING HORSE COCK

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(übrigens merkt man hier den vorteil eines textbasierten mailers )

zum thema videothek fällt mir noch ein:
eine geniale szene aus dem genialen film clerks:
(A woman walks into Randal's video store with a little girl in her arms)
Woman: "Excuse me. Do you sell video tapes?"
Randal: "Yeah, what are you looking for?"
Woman: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Randal: "Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, let me make sure they've got it. What's it called again?"
Woman: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Toddler: "Happy Scrappy....."
Woman: "She loves it."
Randal: "Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number four three five two. I'd like to place an order. Okay. I need on each of the following tapes. "Whispers In The Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume Eight", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns Three", "Cumming In Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone Two: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips" oh yeah and uh "All Holes Filled With Hard Cock". Yep...oh wait a minute, uh... what was that called again?!"

(gefunden auf , dort gibts auch realmediafiles zum anhören).

edit: url korrigiert

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Location: berlin
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zum thema videothek fällt mir noch ein:
eine geniale szene aus dem genialen film clerks:
(A woman walks into Randal's video store with a little girl in her arms)
Woman: "Excuse me. Do you sell video tapes?"
Randal: "Yeah, what are you looking for?"
Woman: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Randal: "Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, let me make sure they've got it. What's it called again?"
Woman: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Toddler: "Happy Scrappy....."
Woman: "She loves it."
Randal: "Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number four three five two. I'd like to place an order. Okay. I need on each of the following tapes. "Whispers In The Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume Eight", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns Three", "Cumming In Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone Two: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips" oh yeah and uh "All Holes Filled With Hard Cock". Yep...oh wait a minute, uh... what was that called again?!"

(gefunden auf dort gibts auch realmediafiles zum anhören). [/B]

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dante: "my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!?!!"
random guy: "what, in a row?!?!?!?"

genialer film. jahrhundertwerk. clerks forever bitte.


"I wasn`t even supposed to BE here today"
salsa-shark!!!!

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soll ich dir mal posten, was ich so für spam mails bekomm? echt abartig was da tw. drinnen steht

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MUUUAHAAAHAAAAA!!! du liest die??? ... respect.

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"Pussy. It's all about pussy. You've got to sing about pussy to get money.
You've gotta get money so you can get pussy. And you've gotta get pussy so you can sing about it.
And a record company don't want you sing about pussy: they ain't your record company."

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Reg.: Apr 2003
Location: kingdom of doom
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mein fav sind die tailwaggingoffers für americas most wanted oder americans weasels playing decks

die mails hab ich nimmer

aber die werbung is hier,

im sowieso wahnsinnigen newsmax shop der noch vielviel wahnsinnigeren seite


warnung, stoff um sowohl tagelang zu lachen (ich sag nur george dabblju büsten) als auch um sich tagelang aufzuregen und mal wieder wochenlang antiamerikanisch zus ein...

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