Reg.: May 2001
Location: -wien-favoriten-
Posts: 13

quotes to laugh your ass off

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Reg.: Mar 2002
Location: 1040 weeden
Posts: 325

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

muahahahaaaaaaa
word!!!!

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no more mr. nice gaius

it's true...
i AM a hideous triumph of form and function

existence is futile

Only the insane equate pain with success.

we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch

Ich finde die langsame Spielweise der Österreicher gut, ganz egal ob beim Fussball oder beim Eishockey. Ist dies nicht höchst angenehm angesichts der extremen Hektik unserer Zeit? Endlich hat jemand den Mut zu sagen: "Da machen wir nicht mit, wir unterwerfen uns nicht diesem Hochgeschwindigkeitsdiktat, wir spielen unser eigenes Tempo!" Hut ab vor unseren subversiven Haudegen!

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: 1020
Posts: 394

<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> Tornado!
<Guantlet> better get to the basement mins
<Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.

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Reg.: Jul 2001
Location: v.n.ah 1200
Posts: 234

what the fuck is wtf ?

muuahahaha

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Reg.: Jun 2001
Location:
Posts: 558

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song



jaja.. das kenn ich ;-))

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: 23.vie.at
Posts: 1009

sehr beknackt was da zu lesen ist .. ich zitiere auch mal:

quote:

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(Fungus): idler, define " life " please
(Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge
(Idler): Starting to get really big now
(Idler): Might have to kill it some day
(NX): did u try to eat it?
(Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago

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Reg.: Jun 2001
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ich find das alles ziemlich lustig ;-))

zb die geschichte von dem typen der mit einer frau gechattet hat und gerade richtig loslegen wollte... als sich ein chatfenster (übers aim) von seiner oma geöffnet hat und er ihr versehentlich das geschickt hat, was für die von ihm begehrte frau vorgesehen war


hihi.. schen bled ;-)

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Reg.: May 2001
Location: -wien-favoriten-
Posts: 13

mein fav - nein, eigentlich einer von vielen - aber trotzdem - einer der eine lange geschichte erzählt

#13151 +(41)- [X]

[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now
[ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole?
[ @niffie ] no
[ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions

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Reg.: May 2001
Location: -wien-favoriten-
Posts: 13

last one - DARE steht für Drug Abuse Resistance Education (dare.org)

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

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Reg.: Jun 2001
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@ dampfwalze

LOOOLLLL!!!

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