Reg.: Jan 2003
Location: vienna 9
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3 variable funny test

hehe

gar nicht so blöd,der test,und lustig



that's me:
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler

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Reg.: Dec 2001
Location: Secret Tweaker Pad
Posts: 1035

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ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

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Reg.: Jan 2003
Location: vienna 9
Posts: 292

du schummelst!du hast den"would i have been a nazi?"-test gemacht!

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the Idiot Savant
(38% dark, 42% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

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Reg.: Mar 2005
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Originally posted by cpt. ahab



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"Are you a Police Officer?"

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the Idiot Savant

(42% dark, 65% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel




paaaaßt!

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LÖWEN???

Das Leben ist gefährlich!!!!

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Reg.: Jun 2001
Location: on road
Posts: 378

the Wit
(52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here:

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
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interessant, weil "rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat" stimmt.

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: Planet Dub
Posts: 2392

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the Shock Jock
(57% dark, 57% spontaneous, 57% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

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Reg.: Aug 2003
Location: brighettonau
Posts: 2164

dammit, das gleiche wie der jay-s



the Wit

(61% dark, 34% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here:

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

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Reg.: Nov 2005
Location: daheim ;)
Posts: 7

the Prankster
(47% dark, 26% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

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Location: Döblinger Regimenter
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the Cutting Edge

(66% dark, 42% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

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the Ham

(23% dark, 42% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: Planet Dub
Posts: 2392

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Originally posted by sis
"would i have been a nazi?"-test

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Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

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Reg.: Jan 2003
Location: vienna 9
Posts: 292

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Originally posted by fmX

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twisted values...top of the asshole list...

tell me somenthing i don't know

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: Planet Dub
Posts: 2392

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Originally posted by sis


twisted values...top of the asshole list...

tell me somenthing i don't know

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i shat on your bed!

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Reg.: Jun 2001
Location: on road
Posts: 378

ich habe den nazi-test auch gemacht, vor ein paar monaten, mit dem ergebnis "expatriate". ich fand es cool, dass ich "0% brainwashworthy" war

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"It's dark. That tune's never left my head. That tune is still going around my head from the first time I heard it. And the thing about those drums: they're still the future. It's not a lost art – people still don't know how to do those drums. It's an unknown thing. It's like the last fucking secret left in music: how you do those drums. I've tried. I've locked myself away and tried. And the thing about garage is: the more you look at it like some tech-boy producer, the less you get it."
~Burial

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Reg.: Aug 2003
Location: brighettonau
Posts: 2164

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Originally posted by jay-s
ich fand es cool, dass ich "0% brainwashworthy" war

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ja, das wollen die, daß du das glaubst.

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Reg.: Jun 2003
Location: The 23rd Underground Reich
Posts: 603

the Shock Jock
(61% dark, 42% spontaneous, 57% vulgar)

VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

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ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt es sich ganz ungeniert

Originally posted by ozenfant
herst mega!!, du bist der traurigste und langweiligste troll, der hier rumlurcht.

Originally posted by mr_mirror
ich verkneif mir einfach was ich von dir halte du VOLLMEGAIDIOT aller IDIOTEN ..

Originally posted by Lovely
leiwande gschicht....mega!!! du bist mega uncool! dinge von anderen kaputt machen und dann fahrerflucht begehen und noch den mittelfinger zeigen...

BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!! BEEFY!!!

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Reg.: Jul 2003
Location: machina
Posts: 190

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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