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 Marry Current Value Campaign .
MARRY CURRENT VALUE CAMPAIGN 2007
MARRY SNOW CAMPAIGN 2007
Hello Folks !
A sad day for the US today !
Reknown grandmaster of german sound engineering CURRENT VALUE and his singer SNOW have been refused enter the United States when approaching Troit Airport Department for Homeland Security and Border Protection on August 3th 2007.
There are assumptions that compositions like "THERAPIST" and "FAITH" may contain frequencies that may cause instability and generally endanger the security of the United States of America.
Other sources are stating that CURRENT VALUE's music could be banned in the United States as "creating a gap in the molecular structure in certain substances found in the human brain as well as in several metal combinations". Dogs and cats have been tested negative but more US citizens are daily reporting vomiting and unexpected and uncontrolled movement of legs and arms. Even if the exposure to those frequencies mentioned above, took place weeks in advance. A case of symtomless coma has been yet occurred.
American scientist from the University of Troit have run several quick tests on the spot with a special gear prooving the existence of destructive acoustic energies of level 18
in the drum´n bass scale.( Whatever that may be... !)
We are therefore starting the "MARRY CURRENT VALUE CAMPAIGN 2007" and the
"MARRY SNOW CAMPAGNE 2007" in order to ensure the freedom of listeners and Current Value´s fan community in the United States.
We are looking for fitting candidates willing to MARRY CURRENT VALUE and SNOW.
The chosen two candidates will be invited to Europe for a personal meeting and a Current Value drum and bass event in any European city according to local bookings combined with a stay of one week in Europe.
Remember that you are free to choose your sponge and this is LEGAL by any government on this planet !
Due to the german marriage law we are sad to inform you that we can accept only applicants of the opposite sex.
Prior to marriage, a frequency test will be conducted on the applicant in order to prove
qualification. You must be a real fan to pass !
The marriage will be take place in Berlin Germany. The travelling cost will be provided.
So guys IT´S UP TO YOU NOW !
We kindly request you to forward this information and please listen to CURRENT VALUE´s and SNOW´s audio material and COMMENT ON THE CAMPAIGN !!! Application end is Okt 15th 2007.
MARRY CURRENT VALUE CAMPAIGN 2007
and
MARRY SNOW CAMPAIGN 2007
COMMITTEE
Its up to You !!!
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