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shit was so cash
Reg.: Sep 2002
Location: br linn linn linn
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Hi there, i'm Cake and i'm a new legal drug from the Czech Republic. I am a made up Drug, I am not made from plants, i'm made from chemicals, by sick Bastards.
How do I work? Well, I am a bi-sterbile cranabolic amphetamoid, which is a made up psycho-active chemical. I have an active psycho-active compound known as Dimesmericamsomphosphrate - I stimulate the part of the brain called Shatner's Bossoon, which is the part of the brain that deals with time perception, so when your under my influence a second feels like a month.
I come from Prague, which has it's own culture of Boom-Raves, where kids wolf down vast quatnities of me. I go by many names, such as: Looney Toad Quack, Russell Dust, Chronic Basildon Doughnuts, Joss Acklands Spunky Backpack, Bromicide, Ponce on the Heath, Cool Thwax & Charlie, Argue Barmy's, and Hadji Jakes Pretentious Cheese Wog.
So remember, if time's a drug then Big Ben is a giant needle injecting it into the sky, but I am Cake - the new killer drug from Prague.
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