Reg.: Jan 2010
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Funny quotes about Girls

Hi all.
Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.
Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

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Reg.: Aug 2009
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Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.

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Reg.: Jun 2006
Location: huttaldorf
Posts: 140

your moma is so fat....her blood-type is peanutbutter

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m0wL auFs !!?

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Reg.: Jan 2008
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quote:

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Originally posted by theEdge
Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.

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Haha

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Reg.: Sep 2003
Location: daham
Posts: 1381

deine mama schwitzt beim kacken!

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"You know what? I don't want to hear about your dreams, ok. I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and no one's having sex, then I don't care."

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Reg.: Aug 2009
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quote:

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Originally posted by TscHeChan
deine mama schwitzt beim kacken!

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Reg.: Nov 2007
Location: New Heaven
Posts: 495

Your mother is so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa!

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