Reg.: Jun 2001
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Record collector's imagination confident that fictional career as club dj going well


Imaginary career as dj is going well


BRISTOL, UK - The imagination of record collector David Brearly, 25, reported that his fictional career as a fly by night club dj was going well.

"The crowd was pretty manic and the whole night was heavy, real heavy," Brearly said, after he played a fictitious two hour long set mixing drum and bass and breakbeat to a thronging, non-existent crowd of ten thousand at a leading Bristol venue.

"I was pretty out of it myself," Brearly said, "And it gets like you can't hear anything but the beat,"

Brearly commented, after a night spent rummaging through his outdated collection of vinyl records.

Brearly's imagined crowds were definitely on the increase, reassuring him that his daydreamed career as a dj was on the up.

"The punters do the talking," Brearly said.

Brearly complained that there was not enough fictitious time to play gigs at all the imaginary clubs who want his heady cocktail of beat and melody.

"It's mad, crazy. There's only seven nights in a week, worse luck," he said.

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: deep in your mum
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..and suddenly, a whole new world opened its doors...for the A-TEAM..


the virtual press title pages...





virtual autograph hours..





they even got their own virtual periodical broadcast, their own series...




splendid idea, to be honest!

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A-TEAM proudly invites even you to celebrate the official

YEAR OF THE CUNT

next dates:

August 23rd, 2003
cunt parade - kärtner strasse, 1st district, vienna. the whole day! join the cunts!

September 11th, 2003
ficken's birthday bash - infoline: 01/404100 answering machine bizznizz

October 4th, 2003
animal day - in association with all major animal organisations we show how we love em!
hail to our hero, Franz von Assisi, the sickest cunt of all! proudly sponsored by the catholic church
and the argentinian steakhouse.

October 26th, 2003
national holiday - celebrate this day at vienna's heldenplatz alongside our bundescuntzler
and the "austrian army boyz"- for all our uniform lovers

October 31st, 2003
Pumpkin Day - for all our veggie lovers - get a soft one and celebrate!

November 2nd, 2003
Allerseelen - visit your relatives or -if you dont have any- lonesome souls
on the graveyard to have a very special talk to them

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