Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: deep in your mum
Posts: 154

cpt. ahabs and A-TEAMS own helluva story thread

we are proud to announce our own story, including the solutions to questions as how cpt. ahab survived the murderous fish battle, A-TEAM escaped too many things to name and the question how to get money without hard work.

all buggers, lamers, dickheads and all other pfeifen - fuck off!



it all began in 300 B.C., when time was running low on money.


cpt. ahab was sitting around, thinking bout the big fish.

suddenly the wish for more action emerged, and he started dancing and singing!

cpt. ahab knew he couldnt escape boredom and so he called

the A-TEAM!


A-TEAM: hello? who´s speaking?
ahab: hello, hello! its me, cpt. ahab!
A-TEAM: hi! hows going, ahab-long time no see!
ahab: this damn fish is killing me, ya know
A-TEAM: i see-the fish is killing you!
ahab: yes. so, can you help me?
A_TEAM:sure!

suddenly:
big explosion! all things shattered!


whats gonna happen ...now??

cpt. ahab ends up in a brothel! or not?



to be continued-or to be deleted (we´ll see)

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A-TEAM proudly invites even you to celebrate the official

YEAR OF THE CUNT

next dates:

August 23rd, 2003
cunt parade - kärtner strasse, 1st district, vienna. the whole day! join the cunts!

September 11th, 2003
ficken's birthday bash - infoline: 01/404100 answering machine bizznizz

October 4th, 2003
animal day - in association with all major animal organisations we show how we love em!
hail to our hero, Franz von Assisi, the sickest cunt of all! proudly sponsored by the catholic church
and the argentinian steakhouse.

October 26th, 2003
national holiday - celebrate this day at vienna's heldenplatz alongside our bundescuntzler
and the "austrian army boyz"- for all our uniform lovers

October 31st, 2003
Pumpkin Day - for all our veggie lovers - get a soft one and celebrate!

November 2nd, 2003
Allerseelen - visit your relatives or -if you dont have any- lonesome souls
on the graveyard to have a very special talk to them

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: 3rd one
Posts: 173

Re: cpt. ahabs and A-TEAMS own helluva story thread

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Originally posted by A-TEAM
we are proud to announce our own story, including the solutions to questions as how cpt. ahab survived the murderous fish battle, A-TEAM escaped too many things to name and the question how to get money without hard work.

all buggers, lamers, dickheads and all other pfeifen - fuck off!



it all began in 300 B.C., when time was running low on money.

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Reg.: Dec 2001
Location: Secret Tweaker Pad
Posts: 1035

well....i was pretty surprised meeting the A team in the brothel...



and


one member of the A team got pretty angry with me.. bringing myself into such a dangerous situation...


A-team: U here?
cpt. ahab: yes drinking!
A-team: beware of fucking a slut.
cpt. ahab: for sure me is not that fulsome
A-team: yes u are a good man, keep on taking care

A-team showed cpt. ahab how big the fish was that was after him


will they find the fish??
who knows

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