Reg.: Sep 2001
Location: golden times
Posts: 423

Damn Woman Drivers!

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers ! !

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Reg.: Jul 2002
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Re: Damn Woman Drivers!

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which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

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doh!

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Damn women drivers ! !

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da gibz auch irgendeinen bereich im weiblichen gehirn den die männer stärker ausgeprägt haben ...ähm - räumliches vorstellungsvermögen?

frauen haben dafür ein größeres peripheres blickfeld - also nix mehr mit nachgucken

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ma liebsten hab ich die 60+ Fahrer/innen, die die besonders konservativ aussehen, und meistens nicht links rechts oder nach hinten schauen wenn sie spurwechseln, für welche vorrangschilder keine Bedeutung haben und rechtskommende schon gar nicht, die mit 60 auf die autobahn auffahren, um dann mit 70 gleich in die 3te spur zu wechseln, oder welche einfach den Blinker nicht reinhauen und rechts ranfahren....




btw. vorwiegend sind jene männlich, und meistens schon weit geistig gealtert...

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Reg.: Dec 2001
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damn female drivers....

phu...woman drivers...

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Reg.: Sep 2001
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damn female drivers....

phu...woman drivers...

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