Reg.: Jun 2001
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When George Bush Met The Queen

(ja, mia is fad)

George Bush met The Queen, and says to her, "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"


To which the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King"


George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush"


Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"


The Queen, getting a little T'ed off by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor"


Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

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