lady_b_good
rookie
Reg.: Nov 2003
Location:
Posts: 8 |
..
EVER WONDER...
..why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't
put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the
headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on
"Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial
flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man
who invests all your money is called a broker...why there isn't
mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new &
improved" flavor? ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they
sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...why they don't make the whole
plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? ...why
sheep don't shrink when it rains? ...why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together? ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite of progress? ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if
flying is so safe?
__________________
weapon of mass seduction
Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged
|