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alles schlampen ausser mutti



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höööö!

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hat die zwei jemand mitte der 90er in wien gesehen?

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... wie urmenschen die vorm feuer stehn ...




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Übrigens wird BREAK PITT mindestens ein drittel seines DJ Sets dem verstorbenen DESIMAL widmen und ausschliesslich Tunes von Ihm auflegen.

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> dis pardey is <

+ top of the list +



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Hier mal die Biographien der beiden

CRYSTAL DISTORTION

Crystal Distortion is about change: The transformation of energy from one state to another akin to ancient healing methods involving minerals, but re produced in a modern environment using 'silicon processor' technology to re -balance the human 'psyche'. What better way to achieve this than through music and dance?


The Primary experiments of this kind were participated in by our resident 'ghost in the machine' 51m0n. A human 'by product' of electronic culture – born in London - he saw fit to re-align virtuous components of modern dance e.g. the rhythms of hip hop, breaks, tekno etc, with neo apocalyptic visions as portrayed in such cult milesto nes as 'Akira', ‘2000AD', ‘Tetsuo', and more recently, the story of the 'Matrix'.

The result is a form of musical expression treading on the tightrope between sonic excess and universal love.

The journey started with a concrete conviction that 'anyone who really must do something will end up doing so: better it be something positive' and it's with these sentiments that 51m0n managed to collaborate on the first release for the label MOVIN SHADOW (Earth Leakage Trip – 1991) Not content to rest satisfied that his 1st productions were now present to the public at only age 17, he went on to improve his technical knowledge at the expense of RISING HIGH records one year later. This coincided with that somewhat inevitable meeting with the SPIRAL TRIBE sound system in its early days. One life was to survive, the other was not. 51m0n, though more at home in the company of machi nes than humans, chose the 'spiritual route'.

The next 8 years were spent sowing the seeds for a better musical future for all our children. Co - ******* of the 'improvised electronic live set' with 69db, the collaboration resulting in the R-ZAC project, and operating close to the heart of the 'Spiral sound' , the travelling exploits of mobile studio and label NETWORK 23 , the Crystal Distortion Concept cut a swathe through the then stagnant commercial trance/ house/ hardcore sce nes that were dominating Europe leaving behind an innumerable de-centralized community of 'groovebox 'wielding, all terrain boot wearing followers.
This, in conjunction with providing the basic tuition of music machine usage to some of the best dance musicians of the past 10 years in the mobile recording studio belonging within the road convoy of the Spiral Tribe was enough to convince 51m0n that 'Crystal Distortion' as a concept was here to stay, but how to take it worldwide? That was, and still is ,THE question.

Destinations visited during these experiments include Germany, (Love Parade more than once), Austria (9 months in Vienna completely transformed the kids beyond all recognition) Czech republic (the fastest growing new electronic scene this side of the planet), Hungary (lake Balaton 1999 har nes sing the power of a solar eclipse), U.S.A (Chicago 1994 followed by the capable hands and mind of legend Derrick May), Israel ( looking for the non - trance contingent and finding them) Spain (freedom to the kids of Barcelona where he is currently living), Portugal ( 80 vehicle convoys on the beach for 3 weeks at a time, music non stop)

Labels hijacked along the way started in 1992 with BIG LIFE records, the material founders, and later on Drop Bass Network, Rabbit City, Force Inc, Acid Orange, chicago Tra x .

The year 2000 saw a debut appearance at France 's largest electronic music events and a first step into chain store distribution with new partner Expressillon .
Releases on the label Expressillon have been seen as 'dropping milesto nes ' to mark the different major turning points of the 'Crystal Distortion' project. For all who need to know more, a healthy dose of 'Recycle 21' followed by a main course of '866 and counting' not forgetting 'Chip Jockey ' for dessert should be enough to prepare you for our latest offering 'The things I4m not supposed to do' as that proverbial 'last spliff before bedtime'… a personal introspective journey across the slower wavelengths of the Crystal Distortion manifest.

End of 2004 saw appearances on ‘‘Network23 /1993-1996'' triple cd compilation (Expressillon) as well as on ‘‘World Traveller Adventures'' dvd (Uwe).

Crystal Distortion – a prolific artist? yes! already 3 vinyl releases since beginning of this year…
And a new summer Tour delivering his kick-ass, genre busting, jaw droopingly unique brand of techno and breakbeat to audience all across Europe , at both free parties and major festivals or techno clubs. …. So, look out for his next live performance happening in your local area….

NON STOP MUSIC ! All ABOARD !


69DB

At the age of 17 69db left his home on the west coast of scotland and moved to London to play drums for his psycadelic rock band. The year was 1988 and was the year that Acid house took the country by force. A whole generation changed overnight! After 2 years of discovery in and around the many parties 69db being a drummer saw the potential in this repetative beat. At the same time as joining Spiral Tribe Sound System 69db enrolled in City of Leeds Collage of Music where he got his 1 st access to a recording studio. It was here that he compsed his first tracks for Spiral Tribe.



Over the 90's along with Spiral and its sub labels Network 23 and Stormcore 69db has worked under names such as SP23, R-ZAC and Liveset Dub.He has worked also on many labels i.e. Big Life, Drop Bass Network, Force inc. , Rabbit City , Trax Records Chicago , Labworks , Acid Orange and Expressillon.

69db 's music litterally grew up on the sound systems of the 1990's. He has played consistently in the european underground , installing his live on party after party for now close on 15 years. It is from this background that his love and need for improvisation has been established.

It was in 1997 that the now much respected and fruitful colaboration with Paris based Label Expressillon began. It has been a very open colaboration that has led to recordings that have created a world that explores Dub, techno, breakbeat, hard tec, and group improvisation.
Everything began with the album ''In Dub-technic'' a voyage into improvised jams fusing dub, techno and breakbeat. This was followed by ''Freestyling'' which highlighted the meeting between 69db and anglo jamaican M.C. Tablloyd. This brought a vocal-beatbox dimention to the improvisations. Following this came the albums ''Dragon Dub'' and ''Chip Jockey'' - two solo projects one Dub , one Hard- Tech . After that came ''New Weather'' a Jazz, tachno, dub fusion group that was a free improvisation between Sax, percussion, bass, vocals, electronic drums and chip jockey which brings us up to date with the new album from M.C. tablloyd and 69db “Bedroom mixes from the soul” .

The album ''Bedroom mixes from the soul'' is based upon the fundamental belief that no matter what shit life throws at you the trully spiritually connected will always stand firm. It is for this that all tracks are one take improvisations to put our tust in the spontaneous communication of the spiritual, in other words to let the moment talk!

69db has always fought to preserve a feeling of freedom and spirituality in his music. He has always felt a strong inluence from musicians such as John Cotrane , Miles Davis , Jimi Hendrix , Kind Tubby , Talking Heads, and Frank Zappa.
“It is open minded nes s that can bring about fusion and it is only fusion that can bring about together nes s…”

69db 's improvised music has always been an inspiration source for video performers. The year 2004 saw the birth of his first Dvd project with video-producer Dr No: '‘Armchair Escpism''.
End of 2004 also saw appearances on ‘‘Network23 /1993-1996'' triple cd compilation (Expressillon) as well as on ‘‘World Traveller Adventures'' dvd (Uwe).

69db is talkative… It's not a surprised to find him again on Perce-Oreille today for a new psychedelic techno 4 trackers or on Chip Jockey cd collection for a new hypnotic uptempo indus techno interstellar space cruise.

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Arrow nimma lang!!!!

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ich glaub da schauma auch hin

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Der hat aber nicht wirklich die erste Moving Shadow produziert ?

Alles glaub i ned



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Des Neue R-Zack Album (studio23) is ja der hammer.....

schon gehört ?


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klingt ja sehr vielversprechend..i glaub da muss i vorbeischaun

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klingt ja sehr vielversprechend..i glaub da muss i vorbeischaun



Ich fürchte ich muss auch

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Drei Mädels befinden sich im Aufzug der Arena.

Plötzlich bemerkt die Erste einen Fleck an der Wand. Sie geht hin, kostet und sagt:"mmh ..das ist ja Sperma".

Geht die Zweite hin, kostet ebenfalls und sagt:"..vom Veranstalter ist es nicht".

Geht die Dritte hin, kostet und sagt:"Das war überhaupt niemand aus der Drumandbass Szene"




Erzählt das Ohrenschmalz: "Bei mir kommt ...

... öfters so ein Wattestäbchen vorbei und will mich rausholen, dann verstecke ich mich hinter einem Knorpel und es erwischt mich nicht."
Darauf sagt der Karies:
"Zu mir kommt zweimal täglich eine Bürste und will mich rausholen, dann krieche ich ganz schnell zwischen die Zähne und sie erwischt mich nicht mehr."
Sagt der Scheidenpilz:
"Bei mir kommt öfter so ein Glatzkopf vorbei. Erst weiß er nicht ob er rein oder raus will und dann kotzt er mir die ganze Bude voll."
Da platzt der Karies heraus:
"Den Typen kenn ich auch!"

Ein Geschäftsmann reißt in einer japanischen ...

... Disco eine hübsche Japanerin auf. Später in seinem Hotel, sie sind gerade "voll dabei", schreit sie immer "hai to, hai to". Er denkt sich, na ja, die ist aber gut drauf und lobt mich ganz prima... Am nächsten Tag, spielt er mit seinem japanischen Geschäftspartner Golf und dem Japaner gelingt ein ausgezeichneter Schlag. Um den Japaner zu beeindrucken, versucht der Geschäftsmann sein frisch erworbenes Japanisch an den Mann zu bringen und sagt: "Hai to!" Darauf der Japaner: "Was heißt hier 'falsches Loch'?"



Fragt der Vater den kleinen Sprössling: "Hast ...

... du deine kleine Freundin eigentlich schon mal geküsst?" - "Na klar!" "Und, was hat sie gesagt?" - "Keine Ahnung, sie hat mir mit ihren Schenkeln die Ohren zugehalten!"

Ein gutaussehender Mann geht in eine Bar. ...

... Am anderen Ende des Tresens sitzt eine sehr attraktive Frau und beobachtet ihn, wie er alle naselang auf seine teure, dicke Armbanduhr schaut. Da er ihr gefällt, geht sie rüber und fragt:
"Na, hat sich Ihre Verabredung verspätet?"
"Nein, nein", meint er, "das ist eine ganz besondere Uhr, die kann per Telepathie mit mir sprechen!"
"Ah ja, - und was erzählt die Uhr Ihnen so?"
"Sie hat mir gerade gesagt, dass Sie keine Unterwäsche tragen."
Die Frau wird ein wenig rot:
"Ach, natürlich habe ich Unterwäsche an, die Uhr muss kaputt sein!"
"Nein", sagt der Mann, "kaputt ist sie bestimmt nicht, kann aber sein, dass sie eine Stunde vorgeht."


RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE BETTER

Sex ist erst dann richtig gut, wenn sich die Nachbarn hinterher eine Zigarette anzünden.

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ALARM

@ veranstalter !

was passiert mit dem outdoorfloor wenns regnet... ?
kleine halle,. oder fällt er ins wasser.....?

die wetter aussichten für samstag sind mehr als besch eiden...

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quote:
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@ veranstalter !

was passiert mit dem outdoorfloor wenns regnet... ?
kleine halle,. oder fällt er ins wasser.....?

die wetter aussichten für samstag sind mehr als besch eiden...



laut schauts eh nicht schlecht aus...

quote:
Samstag: Anfangs ziehen immer noch Wolken durch, dabei sind noch leichte Regenschauer möglich. Später überwiegt sonniges Wetter. Der Wind weht mäßig bis lebhaft aus Nordwest bis Nord. Frühtemperatur um 17 Grad, Tageshöchsttemperatur um 23 Grad.



VORFREUDE!!!

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@ veranstalter !

was passiert mit dem outdoorfloor wenns regnet... ?
kleine halle,. oder fällt er ins wasser.....?



dann gibts endlich schlammringen in der arena..

cya there

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So, after speaking with lots of different producers it's become apparant to me that there's a lot more to producing than just being technical.



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... wie urmenschen die vorm feuer stehn ...




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wetter @orf

Übermorgen, Samstag

Weiterhin viele Wolken und ein paar Regenschauer. Nur zwischendurch ein wenig Sonne. Lebhafter Nordwind und maximal 22 Grad.


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Thumbs up

passt eh, hitze wär eh nur zaach!

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jo eh... aber regen wär ned leiwand.. jedenfalls nicht wenn man nur wegen einem OUTDOOR dnb floor hinschaut...

will mich hier denn wirklich keiner verstehen

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bin ich froh das wettervorhersagen nicht immer stimmen

waitin for the outdooraction

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YESSSSS!!

Naja wies aussieht werd ich dann mal wieder in die Arena schauen!
I hoff nur dass des Wetter passt!

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so wies ausschaut muss ich mir ja glatt einen pulli anziehen

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Drei Mädels befinden sich im Aufzug der Arena.

Plötzlich bemerkt die Erste einen Fleck an der Wand. Sie geht hin, kostet und sagt:"mmh ..das ist ja Sperma".

Geht die Zweite hin, kostet ebenfalls und sagt:"..vom Veranstalter ist es nicht".

Geht die Dritte hin, kostet und sagt:"Das war überhaupt niemand aus der Drumandbass Szene"




Erzählt das Ohrenschmalz: "Bei mir kommt ...

... öfters so ein Wattestäbchen vorbei und will mich rausholen, dann verstecke ich mich hinter einem Knorpel und es erwischt mich nicht."
Darauf sagt der Karies:
"Zu mir kommt zweimal täglich eine Bürste und will mich rausholen, dann krieche ich ganz schnell zwischen die Zähne und sie erwischt mich nicht mehr."
Sagt der Scheidenpilz:
"Bei mir kommt öfter so ein Glatzkopf vorbei. Erst weiß er nicht ob er rein oder raus will und dann kotzt er mir die ganze Bude voll."
Da platzt der Karies heraus:
"Den Typen kenn ich auch!"

Ein Geschäftsmann reißt in einer japanischen ...

... Disco eine hübsche Japanerin auf. Später in seinem Hotel, sie sind gerade "voll dabei", schreit sie immer "hai to, hai to". Er denkt sich, na ja, die ist aber gut drauf und lobt mich ganz prima... Am nächsten Tag, spielt er mit seinem japanischen Geschäftspartner Golf und dem Japaner gelingt ein ausgezeichneter Schlag. Um den Japaner zu beeindrucken, versucht der Geschäftsmann sein frisch erworbenes Japanisch an den Mann zu bringen und sagt: "Hai to!" Darauf der Japaner: "Was heißt hier 'falsches Loch'?"



Fragt der Vater den kleinen Sprössling: "Hast ...

... du deine kleine Freundin eigentlich schon mal geküsst?" - "Na klar!" "Und, was hat sie gesagt?" - "Keine Ahnung, sie hat mir mit ihren Schenkeln die Ohren zugehalten!"

Ein gutaussehender Mann geht in eine Bar. ...

... Am anderen Ende des Tresens sitzt eine sehr attraktive Frau und beobachtet ihn, wie er alle naselang auf seine teure, dicke Armbanduhr schaut. Da er ihr gefällt, geht sie rüber und fragt:
"Na, hat sich Ihre Verabredung verspätet?"
"Nein, nein", meint er, "das ist eine ganz besondere Uhr, die kann per Telepathie mit mir sprechen!"
"Ah ja, - und was erzählt die Uhr Ihnen so?"
"Sie hat mir gerade gesagt, dass Sie keine Unterwäsche tragen."
Die Frau wird ein wenig rot:
"Ach, natürlich habe ich Unterwäsche an, die Uhr muss kaputt sein!"
"Nein", sagt der Mann, "kaputt ist sie bestimmt nicht, kann aber sein, dass sie eine Stunde vorgeht."


RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE BETTER

Sex ist erst dann richtig gut, wenn sich die Nachbarn hinterher eine Zigarette anzünden.

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Der hat aber nicht wirklich die erste Moving Shadow produziert ?

Alles glaub i ned







hahaha deja vu!

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Talking

yeah


freikarten

und dann vl zu grimepays

auch freikarten
^^

seAS

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rookie

Reg.: Mar 2005
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juhu :D

wie kann man einen verregneten Samstag retten??


-> shaaaakin' !


cyathere

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Was den Outdoorfloor betrifft:

Keine Bange bezüglich des outdoorfloors, keiner wird im regen tanzen da die Sommerbühne auch als Tanzfläche gilt

be prepared !

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