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cartman: "oh mein gott er ist ein delphin!, ein jüdischer delphin ....... ein jüdphin!"



cartman:"ratet mal was ich hinten in meinem garten habe!"
kyle:"eine rutsche?"
cartman:besser!"
stan:"ein trampolin?"
cartman:besser!"
kyle:"sags schon fettsack!"
cartman"33 tiefgefrorene, abgetriebene Embryonen! ist das nicht geil?"



cartman:"Nicht alles was stinkt ist ein Hippie!"

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Southpark auf DE is so schlecht

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mememememe



ob ichs jetzt auf deutsch lese oder auf englisch ist ziemlich blunzen

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mememememe



ob ichs jetzt auf deutsch lese oder auf englisch ist ziemlich blunzen

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eben nicht


lawphin und jewphin klingt 10 mal besser als jüdphin oder anwaltphin oder whatever




THEY TOOK ERRRR JEERRRRRBBBS!!!!!


DERKA DERRRRR!!!!!

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eben nicht


lawphin und jewphin klingt 10 mal besser als jüdphin oder anwaltphin oder whatever




THEY TOOK ERRRR JEERRRRRBBBS!!!!!


DERKA DERRRRR!!!!!

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srew you guys, im goin home

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na geh, kannst eh bleiben

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danke

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A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.

"Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."

"But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?"

"Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish"

A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."

"I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..."

The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."

"Yeah, but she's got phyrrea(*); and you know how I love to fish..."

Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated: "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."

"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."

(*)Mouth rot

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Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."

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lol





cartman:" Mum, kenny called kitty a dildo!!!"
his mum:" i know a special kitty thats sleeping with mummy tonight"

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THEY TOOK ERRRR JEERRRRRBBBS!!!!!


DERKA DERRRRR!!!!!

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m0wL auFs !!?

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Was ist ein brot das gerade angerufen wird???
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BELEGT!

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Ich hab Durst, deswegen nehm ich mir ein Joghurt!

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2 rosinen treffen sich die eine hat a stirnlampe auf sagt die andere hey was machstn heut noch sagt die andere ich muss heut noch in stollen

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"hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?"

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2 leichen sitzen auf der mauer....





...eine fällt runter und is tot.

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was ist weiß und stört beim Essen ?

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eine Lawine

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2 rapidler gehn richtung hannapi,


sagt der eine ich: ich will auch mal in der mittte gehn!




*schenkelklopf*

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2 leichen sitzen auf der mauer....





...eine fällt runter und is tot.

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gehen zwei semmerl snowboarden, schmeißts eines ! sagt des andere: bist deppert jetzt hats dich aber gscheid zerbröselt.

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..was für ein fail...es heißt....

2 leichen sitzen auf der mauer.....
eine fällt runter......beide tot

oder

treffen sich 2 jäger im wald...
beide tot

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nana meine version stimmt. es heisst auch: treffen sich 2 jäger im wald, einer fällt tot um

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Also ich kenn den so:

Treffen sich zwei Jäger - einer tot, einer Krankenhaus.

Vielleicht sollt ma uns das einfach beim Apollo ausmachen?

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Also ich kenn den so:

Treffen sich zwei Jäger - einer tot, einer Krankenhaus.

Vielleicht sollt ma uns das einfach beim Apollo ausmachen?

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steile sache!

unterstufengören+eristoff ice+stroboskob=instant win!

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Kumt da Bauer ham, is da Sessl weg.

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Kumt da Bauer ham, is da Sessl weg.

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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Parsi were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made
her scream non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made
her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Parsi says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all
over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the
butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!
What did you do to make her scream for two hours??

Parsi: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

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boooooom

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