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TscHeChan
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wahahahaha.....

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lol

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cpt. insano
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Was ham Deutsche und der XXXLutz gemeinsam?



Den roten Stuhl.



ich kenn den mim schwulen und dem xxx lutz hmmm

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quote:
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Was ham Deutsche und der XXXLutz gemeinsam?




Den roten Stuhl.





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opa und enkel sitzen vorm fernseher - oma kommt rein : du kannst ja mit dem kleinen keinen porno anschn opa: na das passt scho is eh a kinderporno

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pathogen
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opa und enkel sitzen vorm fernseher - oma kommt rein : du kannst ja mit dem kleinen keinen porno anschn opa: na das passt scho is eh a kinderporno


bwahaha

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ganjamann
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Eine alte Dame steigt in einen Aufzug.
Ihr schlägt eine Parfum-Wolke von einer aufgetakelten Mitt-Dreißigerin entgegen und sie rümpft die Nase.
Die aufgetakelte streckt ihre nase in die Luft "No. 5.. von Coco Chanel! 80€ die 50ml!"

Im nächsten Stock steigt eine weitere Dame im pelzmantel hinzu... ebenfalls umgeben von einer Parfum-Wolke... Wieder rümpft die alte Dame die Nase.
Die bepelzte mustert sie und antwortet: "J'adore! Von Dior! 70€ die 30ml!"

In ihrem Stockwerk angekommen dreht sich die alte Dame um, furzt lautstark, bevor sie den Aufzug verlässt und meint: "Rosenkohl! Von Aldi! 99 Cent das Kilo!"

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Kommen zwei Taubstumme in eine Kneipe und gehen ans Fenster.
Der eine zieht den Vorhang zu, der andere zieht ihn wieder zu.
Sagt der Wirt: Alles klar Jungs, ein Dunkles und ein Helles.

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ozenfant
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quote:
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Kommen zwei Taubstumme in eine Kneipe und gehen ans Fenster.
Der eine zieht den Vorhang zu, der andere zieht ihn wieder zu.
Sagt der Wirt: Alles klar Jungs, ein Dunkles und ein Helles.



warst wieder auf lustig.de um witze falsch zu kopieren?

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quote:
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warst wieder auf lustig.de um witze falsch zu kopieren?



näh - wo anders im internetz aufgeschnappt

jetzt würd mich aber deine version interessieren !!

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Kommen zwei Taubstumme in eine Kneipe und gehen ans Fenster.
Der eine zieht den Vorhang zu, der andere zieht ihn wieder AUF.
Sagt der Wirt: WHY THE LONG FACE?



ARR ARR

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quote:
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ARR ARR



lol

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opa und enkel sitzen vorm fernseher - oma kommt rein : du kannst ja mit dem kleinen keinen porno anschn opa: na das passt scho is eh a kinderporno


lol^^

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TscHeChan
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machen sie urlaub in griechenland...
































...ihr geld ist schon dort!


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ist das jetzt die 2011er version von "machen sie urlaub in polen, ihr auto steht schon dort."?

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TscHeChan
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so isses....

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cxa
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warum gibts in der türkei kein schnee??

















































na weils ramadan

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quote:
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warum gibts in der türkei kein schnee??

















































na weils ramadan




ich brech weg

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waschen wir unsere sünden nicht alle in alkohol..?

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b0_
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LOL

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ich brech weg



ok ich hab noch paar ^^

warum gibts aufm schiff kan honig?

weils kabienen ham



warum gibts in arabien ka brot?

weils kamel ham

und warum haben die schlümpfe kein gscheides brot?

weils gagamel ham

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TscHeChan
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LOL

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quote:
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ok ich hab noch paar ^^

warum gibts aufm schiff kan honig?

weils kabienen ham



warum gibts in arabien ka brot?

weils kamel ham

und warum haben die schlümpfe kein gscheides brot?

weils gagamel ham



saved my day...

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quote:
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warum gibts in der türkei kein schnee??
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Paul A. Magnet
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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und der Titanic?


Bei der Titanic weiß man, wieviele drauf waren!

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cpt. insano
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amerikanische sexminister?

ryan stecker

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