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d²³fence
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Reg.: Sep 2006
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
:DA cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
:D

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cpt. insano
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was ist gelb und schiesst um die ecke?

eine banone

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Paul A. Magnet
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Reg.: Nov 2006
Location: T!ROLL
Posts: 787

quote:
Originally posted by d²³fence
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
:DA cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
:D



lol

aber wär noch besser gwesen ohne paste fail

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Quastex
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Reg.: Jul 2010
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italienischer sexminister?
di luciano

warum heißt bruno - mars und nicht snickers im nachnamen?
na weil er keine nüsse hat

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cpt. insano
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quote:
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italienischer sexminister?
di luciano

warum heißt bruno - mars und nicht snickers im nachnamen?
na weil er keine nüsse hat



lol

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cpt. insano
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was ist weiss und hüpft durch den wald?

ein jumpignon



und




ein rauchfangkehrer kommt in die bar

sagt der barkeeper: der geht aufs haus

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Paul A. Magnet
ayur vader

Reg.: Nov 2006
Location: T!ROLL
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quote:
Originally posted by cpt. insano
was ist weiss und hüpft durch den wald?

ein jumpignon



und




ein rauchfangkehrer kommt in die bar

sagt der barkeeper: der geht aufs haus



lol

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Paul A. Magnet
ayur vader

Reg.: Nov 2006
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A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender
figures that a kangaroo probably isn't very economically aware, and
charges him $50. The marsupial orders a beer next time, and is charged
$60. Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him. He
casually remarks, "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here."
The kangaroo replies, "At these prices, no wonder."

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cpt. insano
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul A. Magnet
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender
figures that a kangaroo probably isn't very economically aware, and
charges him $50. The marsupial orders a beer next time, and is charged
$60. Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him. He
casually remarks, "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here."
The kangaroo replies, "At these prices, no wonder."




hahaha

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pathogen
OI OI!!

Reg.: Sep 2008
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Ein Neutrino bestellt ein Bier.
Sagt der Barmann: "Neutrinos werden hier nicht bedient."
Kommt ein Neutrino in die Bar.






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Paul A. Magnet
ayur vader

Reg.: Nov 2006
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Ein kleiner Mann sitzt traurig in der Kneipe, vor sich ein Bier. Kommt ein richtiger Kerl, haut dem Kleinen auf die Schulter und trinkt dessen Bier aus.

Der Kleine fängt an zu weinen.

Der Große: „Nun hab’ dich nicht so, du memmiges Weichei! Flennen wegen einem Bier!“

Der Kleine: „Na, dann pass mal auf. Heute früh hat mich meine Frau verlassen, Konto abgeräumt, Haus leer. Danach habe ich meinen Job verloren! Ich wollte nicht mehr leben. Legte ich mich aufs Gleis ... Umleitung!

Wollte mich aufhängen ... Strick gerissen!

Wollte mich erschießen ... Revolver klemmt!

Und nun kaufe ich vom letzten Geld ein Bier, kippe Gift rein und du säufst es mir weg!“

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d²³fence
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"Frauen sind wie Parkplätze, die guten sind belegt und die freien sind behindert"

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haha

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cxa
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Reg.: Oct 2006
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quote:
Originally posted by d²³fence
"Frauen sind wie Parkplätze, die guten sind belegt und die freien sind behindert"

und männer wie klos. die guten sind besetzt und die die frei sind sind beschissen. hab ich mir mal sagen lassen

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spiceweasel
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Reg.: May 2003
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women are like condoms. Most of the time they spend in your wallet and not on your dick.

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divine
sublime

Reg.: Jul 2004
Location: above
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quote:
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women are like condoms. Most of the time they spend in your wallet and not on your dick.


best of 'em

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TscHeChan
The Nightman Cometh

Reg.: Sep 2003
Location: daham
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Frauen sind wie Glücksspiel, zuerst wird man süchtig und dann ist man pleite.


Frauen sind wie Papier, einmal gelocht kann man sie abheften.

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Vlic
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Reg.: May 2010
Location: Vienna
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i was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy thai girl.

i thought to myself, "please dont get an erection. please dont get an erection."

but she did.

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CitamurD
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quote:
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Vlic, die Jutta Scheuch des Humors.

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quote:
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i was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy thai girl.

i thought to myself, "please dont get an erection. please dont get an erection."

but she did.




The wer?

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DJ NRK
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Reg.: Apr 2010
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Bitte lests de Kundenrezensionen... made my day

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johnny_mac
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pfau, das hat schon sooooooooooo einen bart.

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cxa
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Reg.: Oct 2006
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ja aber jetzt is verbilligt, mh ich glaub ich kauf mas jetzt

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nownay
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Reg.: May 2011
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quote:
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pfau, das hat schon sooooooooooo einen bart.

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waschen wir unsere sünden nicht alle in alkohol..?

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ottello
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Reg.: Sep 2002
Location: planet earth
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quote:
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was macht tick tack....und wenn es runterfällt..ist die uhr kaputt !!??


geht eigentlich

was hängt an der wand macht tick tack wenn die uhr runterfällt ist sie kapuuutt

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