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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
:DA cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
:D

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was ist gelb und schiesst um die ecke?

eine banone

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Originally posted by d²³fence
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
:DA cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
:D

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lol

aber wär noch besser gwesen ohne paste fail

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italienischer sexminister?
di luciano

warum heißt bruno - mars und nicht snickers im nachnamen?
na weil er keine nüsse hat

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italienischer sexminister?
di luciano

warum heißt bruno - mars und nicht snickers im nachnamen?
na weil er keine nüsse hat

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was ist weiss und hüpft durch den wald?

ein jumpignon



und




ein rauchfangkehrer kommt in die bar

sagt der barkeeper: der geht aufs haus

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was ist weiss und hüpft durch den wald?

ein jumpignon



und




ein rauchfangkehrer kommt in die bar

sagt der barkeeper: der geht aufs haus

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender
figures that a kangaroo probably isn't very economically aware, and
charges him $50. The marsupial orders a beer next time, and is charged
$60. Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him. He
casually remarks, "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here."
The kangaroo replies, "At these prices, no wonder."

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Originally posted by Paul A. Magnet
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender
figures that a kangaroo probably isn't very economically aware, and
charges him $50. The marsupial orders a beer next time, and is charged
$60. Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him. He
casually remarks, "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here."
The kangaroo replies, "At these prices, no wonder."

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Ein Neutrino bestellt ein Bier.
Sagt der Barmann: "Neutrinos werden hier nicht bedient."
Kommt ein Neutrino in die Bar.

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Ein kleiner Mann sitzt traurig in der Kneipe, vor sich ein Bier. Kommt ein richtiger Kerl, haut dem Kleinen auf die Schulter und trinkt dessen Bier aus.

Der Kleine fängt an zu weinen.

Der Große: „Nun hab’ dich nicht so, du memmiges Weichei! Flennen wegen einem Bier!“

Der Kleine: „Na, dann pass mal auf. Heute früh hat mich meine Frau verlassen, Konto abgeräumt, Haus leer. Danach habe ich meinen Job verloren! Ich wollte nicht mehr leben. Legte ich mich aufs Gleis ... Umleitung!

Wollte mich aufhängen ... Strick gerissen!

Wollte mich erschießen ... Revolver klemmt!

Und nun kaufe ich vom letzten Geld ein Bier, kippe Gift rein und du säufst es mir weg!“

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"Frauen sind wie Parkplätze, die guten sind belegt und die freien sind behindert"

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haha

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"Frauen sind wie Parkplätze, die guten sind belegt und die freien sind behindert"

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women are like condoms. Most of the time they spend in your wallet and not on your dick.

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Originally posted by spiceweasel
women are like condoms. Most of the time they spend in your wallet and not on your dick.

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best of 'em

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Frauen sind wie Glücksspiel, zuerst wird man süchtig und dann ist man pleite.


Frauen sind wie Papier, einmal gelocht kann man sie abheften.

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i was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy thai girl.

i thought to myself, "please dont get an erection. please dont get an erection."

but she did.

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i was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy thai girl.

i thought to myself, "please dont get an erection. please dont get an erection."

but she did.

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Bitte lests de Kundenrezensionen... made my day

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pfau, das hat schon sooooooooooo einen bart.

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ja aber jetzt is verbilligt, mh ich glaub ich kauf mas jetzt

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pfau, das hat schon sooooooooooo einen bart.

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waschen wir unsere sünden nicht alle in alkohol..?

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was macht tick tack....und wenn es runterfällt..ist die uhr kaputt !!??

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