Reg.: Feb 2004
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masturbate for peace

check out the poetry
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Mister Bush and Mister Blair
That pair are oh so silly
I think the reason for this war
Is that they've got small willies
Repression is their motto
So seldom do they spank
I think they should get mutual
And share a friendly wank


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1, 2, 3, 4, I don't want to go to war.  
5, 6, 7, 8, I would rather masturbate.

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Reg.: Oct 2001
Location: 2
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1, 2, 3, 4, I don't want to go to war.
5, 6, 7, 8, I would rather masturbate.

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Reg.: Oct 2001
Location: MI-6 office, vienna
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You expect me to talk - No, Mr.Bonsch i expect you to die...

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Location: br linn linn linn
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even better

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Location: 23.vie.at
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Reg.: Jan 2002
Location: soun.d.elicious
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i hate kitten, so i have to kill them.

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"Pussy. It's all about pussy. You've got to sing about pussy to get money.
You've gotta get money so you can get pussy. And you've gotta get pussy so you can sing about it.
And a record company don't want you sing about pussy: they ain't your record company."

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Reg.: Jul 2001
Location: Vienna
Posts: 39

hm

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learn it

know it

live it

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Reg.: Aug 2001
Location: eu
Posts: 662

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hm

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"AM08: The "Helmet of Pure Thought" - £199.99

- banish lustful thoughts with this deluxe item

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Reg.: Apr 2003
Location: kingdom of doom
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dishing it out like a premiership footballer in a bentley showroom

it takes a teenage riot to get me out of bed right now

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Reg.: Dec 2001
Location: Secret Tweaker Pad
Posts: 1035

Wissenschafter haben bewiesen: Männer sind intelligenter als Frauen! Da wo Männer denken, haben Frauen ein Loch...

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"hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?"

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Reg.: Dec 2001
Location: Secret Tweaker Pad
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und einen hab ich noch



Kommt ein Mann zum Arzt: "Herr Doktor, es ist mir peinlich, aber ich
habe einen knallroten Penis und der juckt . . ."
"Ja, dann machen Sie sich mal frei!!"
Der Patient läßt die Hose runter, der Arzt schaut sich das Prachtstück an und meint: "Ja, wirklich, der ist ja richtig entzündet. Das sieht ja sehr böse aus. Sind Sie verheiratet?" - "Ja!" Wie oft haben Sie denn Geschlechtsverkehr?"
"Ja, wenn ich richtig nachdenke - Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch,
Donnerstag, Freitag - Samstag und Sonntag!" Lobenswert! Haben Sie
eine Freundin?" - "Sicher!" "Und wie oft haben Sie da Geschlechtsverkehr?"
"Auch - Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch, Donnerstag, Freitag, Samstag und
Sonntag!" "Kaum zu glauben - und haben Sie sonst noch Geschlechtsverkehr?"
"Ja, ich gehe in den Puff!" "Und wie oft?" "Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch, Donnerstag, Freitag, Samstag und Sonntag!" "Ja kein Wunder, da muss sich Ihr Penis ja entzünden!" "Gott sei Dank, Herr Doktor und ich dachte schon, es käme vom Wichsen!!!"

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"hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?""hey wie gehts euch?"

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mein 2.freund serge lässt grussen...........



.......und der is auch fuer den frieden...........grrrrr!

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Fliegenpilze?

LÖWEN???

Das Leben ist gefährlich!!!!

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Reg.: Oct 2003
Location: Wien 9
Posts: 86

...ui....jetzt hab i a schlechtes gwissn........ormes katzerl..........

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Reg.: Dec 2003
Location: NÖ
Posts: 0

damn.................
Yesterday i've killed three Kitti's!!!


please!!!!! forgive me.

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: Planet Dub
Posts: 2392

remember: every time you masturbate, god kills an emo-kid

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Location: soun.d.elicious
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remember: every time you masturbate, god kills an emo-kid

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harhar... also power-stroking würd ich einlegen wenns heissen würd "every time you masturbate, god kills a sportfreunde stiller-fan"

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"Pussy. It's all about pussy. You've got to sing about pussy to get money.
You've gotta get money so you can get pussy. And you've gotta get pussy so you can sing about it.
And a record company don't want you sing about pussy: they ain't your record company."

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Reg.: Sep 2001
Location: golden times
Posts: 423

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Optimismus ist eine Form von Informationsmangel!

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Reg.: Oct 2003
Location: Wien 9
Posts: 86

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ich frag mal besser nicht, wie du zu dieser Seite gekommen bist....

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Location: universum
Posts: 5

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~~~ party all day long ~~~
~~~ party all night long ~~~
~~~ party every day ~~~
~~~ girls just wanna have fun ~~~

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Location: br linn linn linn
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...oder eine schnelle mark auf der hohen kante haben!

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Location: kingdom of doom
Posts: 2049

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harhar... also power-stroking würd ich einlegen wenns heissen würd "every time you masturbate, god kills a sportfreunde stiller-fan"

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aj, war die jagd beim lc wieder mal erfolglos?

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dishing it out like a premiership footballer in a bentley showroom

it takes a teenage riot to get me out of bed right now

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: Linz
Posts: 658

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harhar... also power-stroking würd ich einlegen wenns heissen würd "every time you masturbate, god kills a sportfreunde stiller-fan"

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Reg.: Aug 2001
Location: eu
Posts: 662

@eniia
wahaha
die biestattpisse seite kannz ya echt

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Location: Wien 9
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well,

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