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pick-up lines

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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have
you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you
all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well,it's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@#% me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we
could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
34. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
35. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
36. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
37. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.
38. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: Myanus
Posts: 281

lool da miH gibt endlich seinen schummelzettl preis!!
mut zur blamage muaahahaha


mX

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F*CK THE

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Reg.: Jul 2002
Location: berlin
Posts: 54

for DJs only:

<insertbrooklynaccent>
heyyy baby .. wanna come to my house and see mah .. 12 inches?
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Reg.: Jun 2002
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nen euro für denjenigen, der so nen spruch nachweislich im flex oder in der arena bringt. aber nicht erst um 3 in der früh, wenn alle schon so fett sind, dass keiner mehr was mitkriegt...

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Reg.: Sep 2002
Location: Mödling
Posts: 356

schmunzel

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?


hahaha......aber eigentlich ja sehr sehr diaf....

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Reg.: Jun 2002
Location: Myanus
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(Look down at your crotch) "Well,it's not just going to suck itself"


hahaha b1g p1mp stYle

fehlt jetz nur noch der schummler vom mista kodini.. (schätzung imo 2-4 beidseitige A4 zettln..rofl )




mAx

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Wenn Dir das Glück den Rücken kehrt,
und man im Stadion Pfiffe hört,
dann werden unsre Lieder
lauter um Dir wieder
Kraft zu geben kämpf mit Herz!!

F*CK THE

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