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bob
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Sagt die eine Emanze zur anderen beim Essen:
"Reichst Du mir mal bitte die Salzstreuerin?

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mystie78
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Der Pessimist ... sieht die Dunkelheit im Tunnel

Der Optimist ... sieht das Licht am Ende des Tunnels

Der Realist ... sieht die Lichter des Zuges

Der Lokführer ... sieht drei Idioten auf den Schienen

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bob
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Reg.: Nov 2009
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****************"Warum Essen Zombies gerne schwangere Frauen? **************************************************
**************** Wegen der Kinderüberraschung und der
Extra Portion Milch!"

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Martinfeiert
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Reg.: Jul 2013
Location: Wien
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Was macht eine Blondine wenn der Computer brennt?
Sie drückt die Löschtaste.


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DeadOnTherapy
done goofed........

Reg.: Dec 2006
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Was sagt ein großer Stift zum kleinen Stift?






















Wachsmalstift

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es is a bisserl wie in den ruinen einer musikrichtung herumzustreunen

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Bella
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hahahahahahaha.

Ich mustte den zwar gerade drei Mal lesen, aber dann konnt ich mich kaum aufm Stuhl halten!

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Eigentlich wollte ich die Welt erobern...aber es regnet.

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Bella
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Den hier hab ich letztes gelesen. Fand ich auch sehr niedlich:

Treffen sich zwei Schnecken im Wald.

Eine der beiden ist total zerschrammt im Gesicht.

Fragt die eine: "Was hast du denn gemacht?"

Sagt die andere: "Ich mit Vollgas durch den Wald, und plötzlich schießt vor mir ein Pilz auf und ich hab nicht mehr bremsen können."
(Quelle: )

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cxa
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Reg.: Oct 2006
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quote:
alko-zombies mit geröteten augen betrunken bis zum stammhirn

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Bella
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Reg.: Feb 2014
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nicht lustig? ich find schon.

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cpt. insano
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Reg.: Jan 2010
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eine friseuse, eine nagelstudiobesitzerin, eine solariumstudiobesitzerin und eine echte nutte stehen an der bar.....

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