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cpt. ahab
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Mad
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jo oba ursprünglich is er vom rene, nur war der snitch schon zu sehr damit beschäftigt, eine gewisse fürchterliche veranstaltung zu sprengen, um das mitzukriegen

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jo oba ursprünglich is er vom rene, nur war der snitch schon zu sehr damit beschäftigt, eine gewisse fürchterliche veranstaltung zu sprengen, um das mitzukriegen

war des leicht a seichte farce?

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Jubilee
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Reg.: Apr 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by cpt. ahab
was hat jesus und ein vw bus gemeinsam?

sind beides mehrtürer



was hat cpt. ahab mit franz fuchs gemeinsam?
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sind beides karlauer

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dishing it out like a premiership footballer in a bentley showroom

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cpt. ahab
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was hat cpt. ahab mit franz fuchs gemeinsam?
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sind beides karlauer



was isn ein karlauer rolleis

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Jubilee
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was isn ein karlauer rolleis



kalauer: blöder wortwitz, oft mithilfe absichtlich falsch ausgesprochener und/oder geschriebener begriffe, bsp: mehrtürer statt märtyrer

karlauer: insasse der grazer strafvollzugsanstalt karlau, bsp: franz fuchs, wolfang ott, tawfik ben chaovali, gilt auch für verstorbene und ehemalige insaßen, weil einmal häfnbruada, immer häfenbruada

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cpt. ahab
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is aber piefke oder dann schleich dich herst

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Jubilee
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quote:
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is aber piefke oder dann schleich dich herst


naja, das ganze is praktisch scho per definition sehr low level, also kanns ruhig piefkisch heißen darat i amoi song

aber immerhin: "Sie werden sich nur überlegen müssen, wie lange sie das österreichische Volk mit ihren Kalauern noch langweilen wollen", so Häupl in der Antwort auf die Frage, wie er die Regierungsarbeit einschätze."

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Mad
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war des leicht a seichte farce?



oida, i bin dort halbert gstorben, wär ich bei der al quaeda, hätt i buddhismus dazugnommen, nur dass i mi nach jedem selbstmordanschlag wiedergebären lassen kann, hinrennen und mich sofort nochamal umbringen kann, bis wirklich alle hinnich sind.

fm4=unlustige wappler jenseits und abseits jeglicher szenen ausser ihrer eigenen, scheissdreck



und a kalauer is a gewäsch, wie soll der ahab a gewäsch sein, der kann höchstens kalauern, und das is auch a schas. fail, und jenseits von epic.

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Jubilee
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quote:
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fail, und jenseits von epic.




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makswell
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ihr sats OLLE soooo lustig

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oida, i bin dort halbert gstorben, wär ich bei der al quaeda, hätt i buddhismus dazugnommen, nur dass i mi nach jedem selbstmordanschlag wiedergebären lassen kann, hinrennen und mich sofort nochamal umbringen kann, bis wirklich alle hinnich sind.




ich sterb gleich vor lachen

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Paul A. Magnet
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sagt eine Arschbacke zur anderen:
"Du, wir sind jetzt schon so lang zusammen. Woll ma net heiraten?"
Sagt die andere:
"A wo. Wir gehen ja eh wegen an jeden Schas auseinand."

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quote:
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was hat jesus und ein vw bus gemeinsam?

sind beides mehrtürer




rofl!!!! ....

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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did
you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my private," he
said proudly.





"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well...,
· One, I like to watch my money grow.
· Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
· Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
· And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

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cpt. ahab
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why is six afraid of seven?

cause seven eight nine

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repost aber wurscht

ein nuller und ein achter gehen durch die wüste
sagt der nuller was tragstn an gürtel bei der hitze?

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whats the good thing about fucking 24 years old?

theres 20 of them

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warum lassen die 15 jährigen türken den flaumschnauzer im gesicht?

damits mim ausweis von der mutter in die disco kommen

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MEGA!!
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Warum kann man sich sicher sein dass adam und eva keine chinesen waren?

Die hätten nicht den Apfel gegessen sondern die Schlange!

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Welln
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Türcken sind eigentlich du ur leiwanden leit! Sie kommen zu 20st her und fragen obst ein Problem hast!

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quote:
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Warum kann man sich sicher sein dass adam und eva keine chinesen waren?

Die hätten nicht den Apfel gegessen sondern die Schlange!




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quote:
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Türcken




?????

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