Reg.: Dec 2001
Location: Secret Tweaker Pad
Posts: 1035

ich habe beschlossen ich zerstöre die welt und mach das.....

so....

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, frightened by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the Internet. This will all be done from a ancient gomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

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Reg.: Jul 2002
Location:
Posts: 593

geht dir das selbe durch den kopf wie mir pinky?

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: Planet Dub
Posts: 2392

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, frightened by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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Reg.: May 2004
Location: VIE11
Posts: 644

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

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Reg.: Apr 2003
Location: kingdom of doom
Posts: 2049

quote:

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a grave disturbance in the force

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the Moon (ooh, tides!)

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haha, ansonsten is das echt zu billig aufzugen...

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it takes a teenage riot to get me out of bed right now

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Reg.: Feb 2005
Location: VIE
Posts: 15

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

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Reg.: Jun 2003
Location:
Posts: 111

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

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Reg.: Jul 2002
Location: --BilsenGruft--
Posts: 294

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls , and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

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Reg.: May 2002
Location: between my ears ! ! !
Posts: 538

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

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Reg.: Feb 2002
Location: Vienna - 20th massive
Posts: 149

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to bite their nails, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armageddon clock, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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American Beer & Sex on a Boat = Fucking close to water.....!

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