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quote of the day - thread

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<maCe`ganja> bist du weiblich fmx?

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muahahahaha ...

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is das ne unterschwellige aufforderung, in den chat zu kommen?

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Re: quote of the day - thread

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Originally posted by fmX

muahahahaha ...

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d.h. du bist nicht weiblich?

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Re: Re: quote of the day - thread

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Originally posted by KODEINE
d.h. du bist nicht weiblich?

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ca so wie du, nur mit weniger bart

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Originally posted by flu
is das ne unterschwellige aufforderung, in den chat zu kommen?

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naaaa, dort wird ma nur deppad

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my qotd:

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Originally posted by I Love N'sync (@ DOA)
Sometime last night I bring poochy dog freddy to excstacy rave party. My freinds no home and I have no one to go with, so I brings the freddy dog. Security fag guys get mad and say "no bring in poochy poocherton!" and get mad at dog cow. Freddy gets mad and shows hims teeth and poop on rug. The security fat man say " Ok, you bring in poochy poocher-sloth!" and be scared. We go to room with drums and bass and I see candy raver silly chu chu ling in corner with glow sticks and vicks mask on. He wearing caffeine shirt and has hims raver visor and rave jewelry. He looks Niiiiiiiiiccee. The he see doggy freddy and gets happy! Him say "Oh no, I going to give cousin freddy excstacy pill!". I say "NO." and gets mad, but then him give freddy excstacy pill anyway. I get mad and punch chu chu in cock log. Then him say he gave freddy double stack purple mitsubishi pill. I say "Oh no, freddy going to be fucked up!". Then freddy gets crazy and piss on dancefloor four time. Him spin in circles then poop on turntable. Dj gets mad and kicks freddy out. I have to go home with freddy cause he drives us to party. When he drives home he almost hits 2 police car. We get home and I go home with freddy and him tired and go to sleep. I Go to sleep too. Next week I bring doggy freddy poocherton to movies and one more excstacy rave night. Ok? ok ok Bye, Tuan

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priceless

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babelfish rox

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boooh!

I get mad and punch chu chu in cock log. Then him say he gave freddy double stack purple mitsubishi pill. I say "Oh no, freddy going to be fucked up!"

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"Ich erhalte wütendes und Durchschlag chu chu im Hahnmaschinenbordbuch. Dann er Sagen gab er freddy doppelter Stapel purpurrote mitsubishi Pille. Ich sage "OH- Nr., freddy Gehen, oben gebumst zu werden!"

muahaahahahah

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Originally posted by I Love N'sync (@ DOA)
I sorry Dog Acid freinds! Big hairy police man make Tuan go to jail one time. He was a scary ass-fag and I no liking him. I was at special warehouse ecstacy raving party with cousin Chu-Chu Ling, and Freind Smelly stinky Jungle Bobby Raver pants. Bobby stink like piss on goat balls, and he dumb ass cock licker boy. Him and Chu-chu snort Crystal meth and Special powder made for cats. They acting like retarded monkeys and play with glowstick and put jungle beads on each ones cock rod. Then Stinky Smelly Bobby jungle raver boy swing his penis cock and hit Tuan in leg. I say "¿you stupid smelly Towel head cock licker fag!!" and punch him in tummy forty six times and smash hims foot with special ninja trick. Then big black police man whack me in head with flashlight and grab me and pull me outside by my balls and cock. I tell him "My cock rod is biggest black hair schlong in whole whorld!?" and throw glowstick at him. I guess he no like cause him puts me in back of police car with smelly snarling pooch. Hims dog stink like cat poop on top rotten egg. He take me to police station and all cops eating donuts and drinking coffee. They no like Tuan so they put me in Jail for 4 month with big black man. Him be nice black man and no put hims cocken dick in Tuans ass. I Just get out today and they say I should no get in any more trouble for 6 month. Chu chu call and say him find 2 raver sluts so I go there now to make sexings 12 time. After 6 month, I go to beat crap out of bobby smelly stinky jungle raver and hit him in face with Tuan big black cock. You no mess with Tuan!!?! Ok? okokok ok? ok Bye, Tuan

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Originally posted by Papa Francesca (@ DOA)
so i home today and have bag on fire on porch. i step on flaming bag and smell poo poo horse cock for long. i take shower but still smell of poo poo horse cock. juan and jennifer no come to papa francesca house no more. you made mama francesca mad at papa and he sleep with dog to make her mad. she no like when papa pull on dog cock and make him yell.

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Oh no Papa I sorry for poop stink suprise bag. I feel bad last month. Jennifer say he want papa to step on poopy treat. Him say papa francesca puts penis rod in jennifer sisters cunanee stink spot. I ask papa if he touches peepee johnson on jennifers cousins hairy spot and him says no and gets mad. So now I mad at papa francesca so we put poopbag on truck porch. Last night I see nana Lucas and papa francesca outside in car plane. The car shaking really bad. I look in window hole, and I see nana lucas blowing papa's cock n' schlong. I tell Jennifer about it. Him say papa francesca at hims house in morning with his mother rosalinda whore slut. He say papa frangelica slap mama rosalinda hooker slut in face with corky schlong. I get mad so tomorrow we do piss droppings in papa francescas dresser drawer. Hims close will smell like goat piss. He will get mad and say "my dog smells like cat piss!?!!" and get mad. It will be funny day. Ok okOK bye, Tuan Ok. bye thanks.

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LMFAO!!!

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Re: boooh!

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Originally posted by qube
I get mad and punch chu chu in cock log. Then him say he gave freddy double stack purple mitsubishi pill. I say "Oh no, freddy going to be fucked up!"

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"Ich erhalte wütendes und Durchschlag chu chu im Hahnmaschinenbordbuch. Dann er Sagen gab er freddy doppelter Stapel purpurrote mitsubishi Pille. Ich sage "OH- Nr., freddy Gehen, oben gebumst zu werden!"

muahaahahahah

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ROFL!!

is zu geil... wollt ich auch quoten.

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"Pussy. It's all about pussy. You've got to sing about pussy to get money.
You've gotta get money so you can get pussy. And you've gotta get pussy so you can sing about it.
And a record company don't want you sing about pussy: they ain't your record company."

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wassollas??

mAx

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Originally posted by mAx
wassollas??

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das nennt man "humor". davon haben zuviele zuwenig abgekriegt

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Nutten ask me: "Savas, why you are in bed so ne cannon?" No plan! I believe, I have simply too much hormones! I recompence geile Hoes with shit on the Titten, I fick ' you so deeply into your hole that my tail with your ribs flirts, Ficksau, I bums ' you into the hospital! Bitch: Eat! Before I press you the bag into the mouth, see, I shit on your bread and you think it would be upstroke, but then you smell that it shits to shit is ' and I on you, therefore talk ' nich! Me in the Po to ficken does not go, my tail thinks from alone, to yours lives, does not regard me, against me is ' Bruce Willis ' n joke, your bride makes on pruede, but it wants it and I squirts ' it without comments into the eyes, until it has is ', blind me made God, so that you see, what n pint is '! Refrain: All Nutten with much money - Lutscht mean tail! All Fotzen without brain - Lutscht mean tail! All girls, who like me - Lutscht mean tail! All women of this world - Lutscht mean tail! You are n bad piece of shit and in your life also only 10% of the Moesen will not never see, which I had already, thus schleim not, I go naked on the stage and are not not embarrassing, I want 15 hours to ficken, thus Nutte is not kleinlich, shits on creams and therapies, I geb ' Workshops in the poppen, I is progressively, fickrig and has ' burls on ' m Schwansen, I fick ' you deeply into the Pansen, oh mansen! I rammel geile holes to it fray, to women shit on gangs! Puffs and brothels to do, since gibt's much for you and fat Moneytoes on the fast one, my balls weigh together 4 hundredweights, you form think, you have it drauf, but you rammelst like ' n pensioner, Savas comes and Fotzen catches to choke on, geht's um's Ficken become ' I in an unfair way like Turk, I am the RWS Udo Juergens and vouch for my acorn, no matter, whether Nutten are sporty, I ficke them to corpses! Refrain: All Nutten with much money - Lutscht mean tail! All Fotzen without brain - Lutscht mean tail! All girls, who like me - Lutscht mean tail! All women of this world - Lutscht mean tail!

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qotd:

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Die öffentlichen Verkehrsmittel in Wien stehen den ganzen Dienstag über still - dafür dürfen Autofahrer die Busspuren nutzen.

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